apostrophe
More (back-to-front) apostrophes than any grammar-fearing person could possibly stomach in a cafe at Camber Sands.
Apostrophe apocalypse
Warning! Extreme apostrophe outbreak reported at Godstone Farm & Playbarn in Surrey. EVERY SINGLE SIGN in the 40-acre site is contaminated. Please approach with caution if of a grammatically sensitive constitution.
Super furry gramminals
This has been on my phone for ages and I’ve never got round to posting it. For such an impact page opener, you’d think The Telegraph would know it should either be ‘the battle’s over’ or ‘the battles are over’.
Apostrophe battle
Apostrophe use never fails to amaze me. For instance, on this sign, why do ‘ciders’ and ‘dogs’ take an (incorrect) apostrophe, while snacks, beers, wines and lagers get none? Unless the sign writer has some ‘in cider’ knowledge, plurals never take apostrophes.
It’s a sign…
As so eloquently put by David Marsh in The Guardian, thank heavens for downloads…
Out of tune
Clinique’s at it again! The company’s either trying to be authentic by keeping the spelling mistakes in the ‘real-life’ reviews, or it’s too bloody mean to pay for a proofreader. Either way it should be ‘its’ rather than it’s.
Skin deep
This mummy’s not happy about ‘mummys’.