This has been on my phone for ages and I’ve never got round to posting it. For such an impact page opener, you’d think The Telegraph would know it should either be ‘the battle’s over’ or ‘the battles are over’.
misspelling
This might look like a bog-standard misspelled sign, hastily put up with no real regard to spelling conventions. And yes, it certainly is; only there were FOUR of these signs in the park near my house, with wet written ‘weet’ on each […]
To ‘know’
The spelling has gone down the pan in this public loo in Bath.
Bog standard
Apostrophe use never fails to amaze me. For instance, on this sign, why do ‘ciders’ and ‘dogs’ take an (incorrect) apostrophe, while snacks, beers, wines and lagers get none? Unless the sign writer has some ‘in cider’ knowledge, plurals never take apostrophes.
It’s a sign…
Richard Branson’s favourite food, according to the Sunday Times Magazine – shepherd’s pie with nearly a kilo of salt…
Salty slip-up
If making a (poor) grammar joke, then at least make sure the spelling is correct…
No joking matter
Do I have any offers for this splendid sign with original features?
Supberb sign
Celamteens – so much more a-peeling than older fruit.
Smells like teen citrus
Not many things in this world are grimmer than a baby changing mat in a public toilet. Usually covered in greasy sheen and speckled with unidentified crumbs (breadsticks? skin particles? actual faeces?), they should really only ever be used as an absolute last resort. This particular example caused even more of an […]