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Do I have any offers for this splendid sign with original features?
Supberb sign
Yup, absolutely no doubt about it – Streatham Pharmacy will “really help” you kick the fags.
Cynical speech marks
In a world with no sunshine (or dictionaries), gray fruit reigns. NB ‘Gray’ is the common American spelling, while ‘grey’ is used in UK writing.
Grey matter
Ahh. Nothing slakes a thirst quite like the mocking power of “unnecessary” quote marks.
“Refreshing” offer
This is Clinique’s third appearance on this blog. This time, for the rogue comma after ‘elegant’. FYI commas in a list replace the word ‘and’. In this case ‘elegant new fragrance’ would suffice. (Also, why is it written out twice?)
Comma coma
Celamteens – so much more a-peeling than older fruit.
Smells like teen citrus
Not many things in this world are grimmer than a baby changing mat in a public toilet. Usually covered in greasy sheen and speckled with unidentified crumbs (breadsticks? skin particles? actual faeces?), they should really only ever be used as an absolute last resort. This particular example caused even more of an […]
Time for a change
The ‘launderett’, where you go to get your ‘clothe washe an drie’.
Clean copy
What happens when you keep a dictionary under lock and key: Her Majesty’s Prison Brixton makes an ‘enterance’.